Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Ouch!

The past 4 days have been the most death defying days Ive ever been through. My brakes on my car decided to quit working, that really sucked. Then on Sunday, I earned myself a trip to the Emergency Room, thinking I had appendicitus. The good news is my appendix is fine... The bad news? I may be getting surgery on my ovary and on my intestine. Bleh. And just when I think I cant stare death in the face... I cut my ankle while shaving!


Sunday, July 29, 2012

Friday, July 27, 2012

I Should be Dead

I almost died today. I was going about 60 mph when my brakes decided to quit working, on a busy road, in traffic. I blew a wheel cylinder, so my pedal just went straight to the floor. I should be dead, and yet I walked away without so much as a scratch.
Ive decided Im going to start living again. I havent sold socks and the like for months. Ive been too consumed with work to even think about it. I dropped all my classes for the fall semester. I hardly have time to breathe. But tomorrow, its all changing. Im starting the sock business back up, and going harder than before. My panties wont be by request only any more, and Ill be more open to requests. What do I have to lose? Time to start living again.
XOXOLexi

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Welcome to Wonderland

Some of you know me from all my online shenanigans. Some of you buy my fetish stuff. Some of you accidentally stumbled across this because you googled "hippos, spiderpig, grape juice and pot bellied pigs" and I am the only human being that would combine those things in to one phrase. Regardless of who you are, why youre here, and what you think, be warned. I do not have a filter on my mouth. Im a real bitch, and I couldnt give a fuck less what you think of me. Dont worry about me, just live your own life. Some people like watching mine through the window (do you like my naked dance when I get out of the shower?). Some people like reading so they can try to break me down. I dont mind either way. Just be careful, anything can happen in Wonderland.
XOXO Lexi